Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in the Second World War, and the sergeant say's to them. You see that Farm House over there. I want you three, to go and make it safe
So off they go. Smash the door down, and systematically clear the house room by room, until there is only the cellar left to do
The Englishman kicks the cellar door in and it's pitch black, and there's no lights
The Scotsman say's, You two stay here, I'll go down and clear it
The next thing they hear this THUD!. Then the Scotsman comes up the stairs, his hands over his face and blood pouring through his fingers
The Englishman say's, MY GOD!. Paddy you stay here with Jock, I'll go and clear it
The Englishman runs down the stairs. And again the two at the top hear this THUD!. And the Englishman comes up the stairs with his hands over his face and blood pouring through his fingers
The Irishman say's, Pair of wankers you two, Leave it to a professional. Runs down the stairs and the other two hear this THUD!-THUD!-THUD!-THUD!
The Scotsman say's to the Englishman, Wouldn't you think he would stop standing on that fucking rake.