Freedom


This German POW Camp is getting over crowded, So the authorities decide they will set some prisoners free, So they call the head of the English section, the head of the Russian section and the head of the Jewish section to a meeting

The Commander say's to them. Due to our mighty armies capture of new prisoners we are going to give you old prisoners a chance of release. I will ask each of you a question, if you get it right or if you are reasonably close you will be set free along with your comrades

Pointing to the Englishman he say's, You English what was Germanies Greatest Battle

The Englishman ponders then say's, Dunkirk!

The Commander say's, very good English, you may gather your comrades together and leave the camp

Pointing to the Russian he say's, You Russian how many died in that Great Battle

The Russian ponders then say's, About 5,000

The Commander say's, That's near enough, you may gather you men together and leave the camp

Then he points to the Jewish man and say's, You Jew what were their names and addresses.


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