This guy driving through the countryside and he's busting for a piss so he pulls over near a hedge row, Jumps out of his car, runs behind the hedge and starts to piss
Suddenly he see's another fellah in the field with a pair of wellies on, and a sheep's back legs tucked in to them
The guy shouts to the fellah. ARE YOU SHEARING THAT
The fellah shouts. NO GET YOUR OWN!.