Competition


This Irishman walks into a bar, say's to the landlord. A pint of Guinness please. As the landlord is pulling his pint he notices a large bottle filled with £20 notes, so he say's to the landlord. Tell me, what's the bottle of £20 notes for

The landlord say's. That's for a competition we have

The Irishman say's. What competition is that

The landlord say's. The competition contains three tasks, anyone who can complete the tasks, gets the bottle of £20 notes

The Irishman say's. And what tasks might they be

The landlord say's. Well the first task is, you see the big guy at the door. Well you have to knock him out with one punch

The Irishman say's. Oh! be Jesus he's a hell of a size. What's the second task

The landlord say's. The second task. That's a little harder. At the back of the pub there's a Alsatian with a bad tooth, and it's in one hell of a temper. You have to pull it's tooth out

The Irishman say's. Be Jesus that sounds dangerous. What's the third task

The landlord say's. In the kitchen works a woman called Mary. She's never had sex for 20yrs. You have to satisfy her and make her happy. If you want to try your luck it will cost you £20

The Irishman say's. I don't think I'll bother

A while later after he's had a few pints, The Irishman looks at the bottle of £20 notes, then at the big guy and thinks to himself. He doesn't Look as big as he did when I came in. Shouts the landlord and say's. I'll have a go at the tasks, and gives the landlord £20. Walks over to the big guy, gives him one hell of a punch and knocks him clean out. Then say's right now for task two. Goes out to the back of the pub. About 20 mins later he comes back in, all his clothes ripped covered in blood and scratches and say's. Right were is the woman with the bad tooth.


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