These two homosexuals sitting in a room, both bored with nothing to do
One of them say's to the other, I know what we'll do, we'll play Hide and Seek
The other one say's, Hide and Seek! what's that
So the first one say's, I'll go and hide and you try to find me, when you do you can give me one up the bum
The second one say's, Hey that sounds alright! but what if I can't find you
The first one said, don't be silly, I'll be in the wardrobe.