An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are working on a building site. They're on a scaffold about five stories up when they break for lunch
The Englishman opens his lunch box and say's. I'll bet there's cheese on these sandwiches. Separates the bread and sure enough it's cheese. It's the same every bloody day
The Scotsman say's. I'll bet there's ham on mine. Separates the bread and sure enough it's ham. I get this every day as well he say's
The Irishman opens his lunch box and say's. I'll bet there's cheese on mine. Separates the bread and say's. See I told you, I get this every day to
This goes on every day of the week
At the end of the week the Englishman say's. If these sandwiches are cheese I'm going to jump off this scaffold. Separates the bread and finds boiled egg and carries on eating
The scotsman say's. If this is ham I'm going to jump off the scaffold. Separates the bread and finds he has cheese so he starts eating
The Irishman say's. If these sandwiches have cheese on, I'm going to jump off the scaffold. Separates the bread and finds cheese. He walks to the edge of the scaffold and jumps off
The Scotsman say's. I can't believe he's done that, He puts his own sandwiches up!