A Ventriloquist was out walking in the Welsh countryside when he spots a farmer stroking a horse, and by his side is a dog and a sheep
The Ventriloquist thinks, I'll have a bit of fun here. He walks over to the farmer and say's. Do you mind if I have a chat with the animals
The farmer looks at him and say's. Don't be stupid, they can't speak
The Ventriloquist strokes the horses nose and say's. Hello Mr Horse how are you, and the reply comes back. I'm fine thank you. The farmer just stood there amazed. Then the Ventriloquist said. Is this your owner, the horse replies yes, then he goes on to say. And how does he treat you. The horse say's. He treats me good, he feeds me, he grooms me and he rides me now and again for exercise. The farmer is just dumb struck
The Ventriloquist then turns to the dog, strokes it and say's. Hello Mr Dog. The dog replies. Hello. Again the farmer stands there astounded. The Ventriloquist said. Is this your owner, the dog replies yes he is. The Ventriloquist say's. And how does he treat you. The dog say's. He treats me fine, he washes me, grooms me, feeds me, and everywhere he goes he takes me
The Ventriloquist turns to the sheep, strokes it and say's. Hello Mr Sheep. The farmer say's. The sheep tells lies.