This couple had been courting for three years, and during that time they had agreed not to touch one an other until they got married
On their wedding night the woman said. I have something to tell you which I have been keeping a secret. From the waist up I am just like a young girl, I have only small breasts
The man said. But I can see them sticking out
So the woman takes off her top and shows him a padded bra
The man said. Well I also have kept a secret from you. Between my legs I am just like a baby
The woman said. God! your not are you
The man dropped his pants and a look of astonishment came over her face
He said there you are. It's 20 inches long and weights 6lb 3ozs