Two queers walking down a road in Manchester looking for a pub to have a drink in
One of the queers looks through a pub window, see's a few people having a quiet drink and say's to the other queer, We're not going in there it's too quiet
They come to another pub and the queer looks through the window and see's its full of young women, he say's we're not going in there its full of girls
The next pub is full of Rugby player's who are pissed and boisterous and they have just decided to have a dick measuring contest to see who has the biggest dick
They all put their dicks on the table-top ready for measuring when the two queers pass and look through the window, the first queer said lets go in here, the second queer said why, the first queer said they're having a banquet.