Did you hear about the two homosexual Skeleton's
They were always putting the willies up one-an-other.
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What's blue and fucks Grannies?
HYPOTHERMIA!
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What's the connection between fat women and mopeds?
They're both great rides. UNTIL YOUR MATES SEE YOU ON ONE.
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Hear about the homosexual Cowboy.
He rode into town and shot-up the Sheriff.
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What's the difference between an airship and 365 Blow jobs.?
One's a Goodyear and the others an Excellent year.
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