An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman are having a drink and a chat. The Englishman says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found some wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine"
The Scotsman says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber, the other day I came home and found a pipe wrench under the bed, and it wasn't mine"
The Irishman says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse" The other two look at him and say, "A HORSE!" The Irishman says, "yes seriously, the other day I came home and found a Jockey under the bed".