This Aussie from the outback had heard that London was the place to get rich quick, that the streets were paved with gold.
So he decided that he would go there and look for himself. On arrival at London Airport he collected his baggage and made his way out of the airport.
Just outside the main entrance he saw a 22carat gold bracelet covered in diamonds and emeralds, he stooped to pick it up then said to himself, Fuck it, I'll start on Monday.