Another Man


This couple Rastrus and Elisa, they were always arguing and finding it difficult to get on with one-an-other

When one evening Elisa said to Rastrus, Rastrus I'm fed up with you, I'm going to get me a white man

Rastrus said, O.K Elisa you go, see if you can get yourself a white man

So Elisa gets dressed up and out she went

About two in the morning Elisa came home and Rastrus is waiting for her, he say's, well Elisa did you get yourself a white man

She said, Rastrus I sure did

So Rastrus Said, And what's he say about those big black lip's

She said, Rastrus!, he said they were the Best lip's he has ever kissed

So Rastrus said, and what's he say about those big black tit's

She said, Rastrus!, He said they were the finest tit's he's ever felt

Then Rastrus said, and what's he say about that big black cunt

She said, Rastrus!, He never mentioned you.


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