This couple are having difficulty with their sex life. So the husband went to the doctor and ask's the doctor is there anything they can do about it
The Doctor say's tell me what's up
So the husband say's, In the evening when we are down stairs we're alright, but when we go to bed and we start to talk about it, we go off it
The Doctor said, I think I know the problem. When you go to bed and start to talk about it, you will have call your private parts by other names
So the husband goes home and tells his wife what the Doctor had said
His wife said, alright we will try that then. I'll call mine the washing machine
So the husband said, In that case I'll call mine the dirty washing
That night in bed the husband said, Darling, can I put the dirty washing in the washing machine
She said no I've got a headache
The following night they're lay there, and she said, Darling, do you want to put the dirty washing in the washing machine
He said, no, I hand wash it last night.