This Fellow is lay on the beach sunbathing and he has no arms or legs.
Three beautiful girls spot him. The first girl said to him, "Have you ever been hugged. The guy said "no never". So she got down and gave him a great big hug.
The second girl said "Have you ever been kissed." The guy said "no I've not" . So she got down and gave him a great big kiss.
The third
girl said "Have you ever been fuck". The guy all excited said
"Never ever". So she got down and whispered to him "You are now
the tides coming in".