Two blokes were painting Concorde and it was taking quiet a long time, when one of the men said to the other. "This paint smells like Gin"
The other guy said "I thought that, shall we try it" So they both had a swig.
Come the end of the shift, they've drunk 22 cans between them, and they are completely pissed. When they got to their homes they just went straight to bed.
The next morning, one of the guys wakes up with one hell of a hangover and falls flat on his face. As he gets up he notices some little wheels growing out of the soles of his feet. "What the fuck..." he exclaims.
He skates to the bathroom. Looks in the mirror and he can't believe what he sees. He had a 7 inch long pointed nose, his shoulders were pushed back and his arms had flattened. "What the fucks going on" he said.
Just then the phone rang and its his mate from the day before.
"Thank God you've phoned" he said. "I've got wheels growing out of my feet, a long pointed nose and flat arms, what's happening"
His mate said. "I woke up the same. Whatever you do don't fart, I'm phoning from Bahrain"