SHIPWRECKED

This man has been shipwrecked on a desert island for years, and the only company he had was a dog and a sow.

  He starts to feel randy and looks at the dog and the pig and thinks to himself, I’ve got to have one of them. After some thought he decided on having the pig. But when he approaches the sow for his moment of pleasure, the dog runs at him and bites his arse.

  This continues every time he tries to mount the pig. After a few weeks of this he starts to get really frustrated.

  Then one day he looks out to sea and spots a beautiful woman on the point of drowning. He swims out and rescues her, gives her the kiss of life and brings her round.

  The woman is so grateful, she say’s to him “Thank You, Thank You, I will do anything for you, and I mean absolutely anything”

  The man can’t believe his luck and replies. “You wouldn’t mind taking that fucking dog for a walk would you.