This
teenage boy is walking home from school one day when a car pulls up at the side
of him. The driver says to him. “Jump in I’ll give you a lift”
The
boy ignores him and carry’s on walking. A little further up the road the car
again pulls at the side of him and the driver said. ”Look jump in and I’ll
give you £10.
The
boy told him to piss off, and carried on walking. Still further up the road the
car again pulls at the side of him, and the driver said. “Get in and I’ll
give you £20 and that’s my final offer.
The
boy walked over to the driver’s window and said. “Look, you bought the
fucking Skoda dad, and you have to live with it.”