This fellah who talks funny, gets on the phone to the operator and ask's for Doncaster 6-6-5-9-2-3
The operator say's, I'm sorry sir, can you repeat that
So he say's, I want Doncaster 6-6-5-9-2-3
The operator say's, Could you repeat that again sir, I can't make out what you said
So the fellah gets a bit upset and shouts DONCASTER 6-6-5-9-2-3
The operator say's, I'm sorry I still can't make out what your saying
So the fellah shouts, STICK THE PHONE UP YOUR ARSE! and slams the phone down
The next day there's a knock on his door. When he opens it, the Telephone Engineer is standing there
The Engineer say's, are you the man who told the operator to stick the phone up her arse yesterday
The fellah say's, yes that's me
The Engineer say's, Well if you don't get on the phone and apologize, we are going to take your phone out
So the fellah phones the operator and say's, Are you the operator who I told to stick the phone up your arse yesterday
The operator say's yes that's me
The fellah say's, well they'll be bringing it round in a bit.