This couple, been married for years and their sex life is non-existent.
The
wife decides she will try to revive it a little. So she went out and bought some
crotch-less panties.
That night she went to bed a little earlier than her husband. She lay on the bed with her legs wide open with the crotch-less panties on, and waited for him.
When her husband walked into the bedroom she said. “Hi George, you want some of this”. “Fucking hell no” said George. “Look what it’s done to your Knickers”