SCOUSER


Two boys are playing in the park when one of the boys is attacked by a rottweiler.

The second boy grabs hold of a piece of wooden fencing and thrusts it under the dogs collar, then twists the fencing round snapping the dogs neck and saving his friends life.

A passing reporter happens to see what happened, rushes over and takes out his notepad, asks the boy his name and starts to write, “Manchester City Fan saves friend from vicious animal.”

“I’m not a city fan”, said the boy. So the reporter changes it to “Manchester United Fan saves friend from vicious animal”.  “I’m not a united fan either”, said the boy.

“Well who do you support” said the reporter. “Liverpool” said the boy. So the reporter starts again. “Scouse Bastard kills family pet”.


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