A grandad took his grandson out for a walk, and they called at a bookmakers. While they were in there, the grandson asked if he could put a bet on.
The
grandad said to the boy. “Can you touch your arse with your dick”. The boy
replied “no”. “Your not old enough to put a bet on then” said grandad.
While
his grandad is studying the form, the boy goes in the shop next door and buys a
scratch card. When he scratch’s the card off he finds he has won £50,000. He
goes and tells his grandad, who suggested they share the winnings, fifty-fifty.
The
boy asked his grandad if he could touch his arse with his dick. “Of course I
can” said grandad. “I’m a grown man”. “Well go and fuck yourself”
said the boy.