A
Lawyer, Accountant and Biker are having a drink together in a pub.
The
Lawyer suddenly said: “It’s our anniversary next week and I’ve bought my
wife a diamond ring and a new car”
The
others said: “Why have you bought her two presents”.
The
Lawyer said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the ring, she would like the
car and know that I love her”.
The
Accountant not to be outdone said: “On our anniversary I bought my wife A 22ct
gold necklace and a two week holiday in the Bahamas”
The
others said: Why did you do that”
The
Accountant said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the necklace, she would
like the holiday, and know that I love her”.
The
Biker said: “I bought my common law wife a T-Shirt and a dildo”.
The
others said: “Why did you buy her them”
The Biker said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the T-Shirt, she could go and fuck herself”.