BLACK EGGS


This long distant lorry driver, making his way up through North America towards Canada. He comes across two young black lads pushing their bikes and one has a video camera.

The driver stops his lorry and shouts. “Having trouble lads”

One of the lads shouts back. “Yes, my mate here is doing a sponsored bike ride up to the Canadian Border, and I’m doing a video of him, but we’ve both got punctures”.

The lorry driver said. “Look I’m heading for Canada. I’ll give you a lift if you want”

The lad shouts back. “That’s great of you. Thanks”

The lorry driver said. “You’ll have to ride in the back though” and opens the back of the lorry. The lorry is full of big black ten-pin bowling balls.

The lads climb in, the driver passes their bikes up, then he shuts the back up again, and  continues to drive.

By the time he reaches the border, he’s forgot about the boys, and he is approached by this thick, ignorant border guard who say’s to the driver. “Were you going”

The driver said. “Quebec”.

The border guard said. “Lets have a look what your carrying”

The driver throws him the keys to have a look in the back.

The border guard opens the back, looks in and immediately shuts it again. Returns to the driver and says. “You can turn this lorry round and take your load back to were you got it from”

The driver  starts to say.”But”. The border guard says. “No Buts turn your lorry round and take your load back”

Just then the head border guard turns up and said. “What’s the problem”

The thick border guard said. “This lorry is full of big black eggs. Two of them have hatched, and they’ve pinched two bikes and a video already”

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