This
long distant lorry driver, making his way up through North America towards
Canada. He comes across two young black lads pushing their bikes and one has a
video camera.
The
driver stops his lorry and shouts. “Having trouble lads”
One
of the lads shouts back. “Yes, my mate here is doing a sponsored bike ride up
to the Canadian Border, and I’m doing a video of him, but we’ve both got
punctures”.
The
lorry driver said. “Look I’m heading for Canada. I’ll give you a lift if
you want”
The
lad shouts back. “That’s great of you. Thanks”
The
lorry driver said. “You’ll have to ride in the back though” and opens the
back of the lorry. The lorry is full of big black ten-pin bowling balls.
The
lads climb in, the driver passes their bikes up, then he shuts the back up
again, and continues to drive.
By
the time he reaches the border, he’s forgot about the boys, and he is
approached by this thick, ignorant border guard who say’s to the driver.
“Were you going”
The
driver said. “Quebec”.
The
border guard said. “Lets have a look what your carrying”
The
driver throws him the keys to have a look in the back.
The
border guard opens the back, looks in and immediately shuts it again. Returns to
the driver and says. “You can turn this lorry round and take your load back to
were you got it from”
The
driver starts to say.”But”. The
border guard says. “No Buts turn your lorry round and take your load back”
Just
then the head border guard turns up and said. “What’s the problem”