This fellah who talks funny, Goes in a pub and ask's the bar-tender for a pint of bitter
The bar-tender talking just like the fellah say's, A pint of bitter sir coming up
The fellah say's, Hey DON'T TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ME
The bar-tender say's, I'm not sir I always talk like this
A few minutes later this posh fellah walks in with some others and say's to the bar-tender, A pint of bitter, A gin and tonic and a rum and coke please
The bar-tender talking just like the posh fellah say's, A pint of bitter, A gin and tonic and a rum and coke sir, right-away
The fellah who talks funny shouts the bar-tender and say's, I THOUGH YOU WASN'T TAKING THE PISS OUT OF ME
The bar-tender talking just like him say's I wasn't, I was taking the piss out of him.