Foot & Mouth Rhyme


Mary had a little lamb 
She called it baby Abby 
They burned it in a great big pit 
because its mouth and feet were scabby 
 
 
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep 
And doesn't know where they're located 
But Tony Blair has said "fair's fair 
If they're burnt she'll be compensated" 
 
 
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet 
Watching her livestock burn 
When along came a vet 
Who confiscated her pet 
Will fairy tale folk ever learn? 
 
 
Mary's pigs had foot and mouth 
'This crisis', cried she, 'Needs tackling 
'Now all I've got is one black field 
'And fourteen tons of crackling.... 
 
  
Farmer Jones has got no sheep 
Isn't life a drag? 
Because  they're all burning in a field.... 
He's got nothing left to shag 
 
 
Mary's lamb had foot and mouth , 
The vet came round and shot it. 
But Mary's dad had shagged it first, 
And now her sisters got it ........... 


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