Mary had a little lamb
She called it baby Abby
They burned it in a great big pit
because its mouth and feet were scabby
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where they're located
But Tony Blair has said "fair's fair
If they're burnt she'll be compensated"
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Watching her livestock burn
When along came a vet
Who confiscated her pet
Will fairy tale folk ever learn?
Mary's pigs had foot and mouth
'This crisis', cried she, 'Needs tackling
'Now all I've got is one black field
'And fourteen tons of crackling....
Farmer Jones has got no sheep
Isn't life a drag?
Because they're all burning in a field....
He's got nothing left to shag
Mary's lamb had foot and mouth ,
The vet came round and shot it.
But Mary's dad had shagged it first,
And now her sisters got it ...........