David Beckham is celebrating; "57 days, 57 days!" he shouts
happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating .
He answers "Well, I've done this jigsaw in only 57 days." "Is that good?" asks Posh.
"You bet" says David. "It says 3 to 5 years on he box."
I have heard that Maine Road has arguably the best pitch in the Premiership,
it's not surprising due to all the shit that has been on there.
Joe Royle goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there,
a robbery takes place, and Joe is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In
a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused.
"What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. Royle replies,
"Bloody Hell! You mean I've been asleep all season?"
A burglary was recently committed at Man City's ground and the entire
contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man
with a blue & white carpet.
Big Joe was caught speeding on his way to the Maine Road today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.
Rumor has it that Man City have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.