Manchester Football Jokes


David Beckham is celebrating;  "57 days, 57 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating .
He answers  "Well, I've done this jigsaw in only 57 days."  "Is that good?" asks Posh.  "You bet" says David. "It says 3 to 5 years on he box." 
 

I have heard that Maine Road has arguably the best pitch in the Premiership,
it's not surprising due to all the shit that has been on there. 

Joe Royle goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there,
a robbery takes place, and Joe is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In
a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. 
"What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. Royle replies, 
"Bloody Hell! You mean I've been asleep all season?"

A burglary was recently committed at Man City's ground and the entire
contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man
with a blue & white carpet. 

Big Joe was caught speeding on his way to the Maine Road today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned. 

Rumor has it that Man City have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period. 


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