There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would
break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on
the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device. She gets completely upset. "You impotent bastard," she
screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You had better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."