MI5
(the British Secret Service) is considering three men to be hired. They bring
them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and
sits down.
"Do you love your
wife?"
"Yes I do, Sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, Sir."
"What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
"My country, Sir."
"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and
kill her."
The man goes into the room,
and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and
he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves.
The second guy comes in and
sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are
the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife.
The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..."
The third guy comes in,
same scenario. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his
wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This
is following by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes.
The guy comes out of the
room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks
at him and says "What happened?!?!"
Joke Courtesy of Kev & Irene Thanks Kev & Irene